There are some wonderful bloggers out there that like to talk about the search terms used to find their blog. And I laugh until I can’t breathe when I read them. But I know I am not clever in that way and am not good at that kind of funny. In case you were wondering, my kind of funny is more talking about how idiotic I am. I am really good at that.
However, the shit people have been looking for lately is too good to not share. So, you’re welcome wayward searchers. I hope my blog was able to answer your bizarre and smelly questions.
List of characters from giant monsters and dra- I don’t even know what this means or why it took you here. I should say both of you.
Body odor of rotten potato- I have smelled rotten potato and the only way to kill that smell is with fire or acid. Sorry about your body odor, though, that’s tough.
Have you ever fucked your sister doll- Um, no. Are we talking about that kid sister doll or what? Or maybe I don’t really want to know.
Good roach killer- I am the opposite of this.
Barbie fuck- I know why that would lead you here, I just don’t know why you were looking for that.
Gas stations without bathrooms- Those are ideally, the best kind. It’s probably better to just pee yourself.
How to tighten your retainer with the key- My mother did mine. I can’t even imagine trying to do this to yourself.
Fingering hospital story- I could not be more proud of this. I should change my headline on this blog to this. Thank you, dear internet searcher.
What to do if your car smell (sic) like rotten potato- As I mentioned above, the only solution is fire or acid.
Bedpan use myself- I hope you haven’t been sharing these.
Old Cabbage Patch dolls with vagina- I guess I missed the production of that line of Cabbage Patch dolls.
ECG taking inner the vagina whole part while fucking- Were you looking for a really specific porn? It reminds me of Mary Roach’s book: Boink. What a wonderful book about the study of sex.
Wizard of Oz tattoos- Man, mention Wizard of Oz one time and the internet never lets you forget it.